
Borg Soap
Resistance is futile—cleanliness is inevitable! This Borg-inspired soap blends fresh milk and cocoa butter for a deep clean. Perfect for gifting.
- Not tested on animals
- 2 ounces
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
Original: $6.50
-65%$6.50
$2.27Borg Soap
Resistance is futile—cleanliness is inevitable! This Borg-inspired soap blends fresh milk and cocoa butter for a deep clean. Perfect for gifting.
- Not tested on animals
- 2 ounces
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
Product Information
Product Information
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Description
Resistance is futile—cleanliness is inevitable! This Borg-inspired soap blends fresh milk and cocoa butter for a deep clean. Perfect for gifting.
- Not tested on animals
- 2 ounces
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.


















