Geologic Time Towel
The Geologic Time Towel isn’t just a kitchen accessory—it’s 4.55 billion years of history, leading up to drying the dishes. Featuring key events and fossils from 26 eons, epochs, and eras, this towel puts everything into perspective—one dish at a time.
- 100% cotton
- Quick-drying
- Hanging loop
- 17.25 x 25.5 inches
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
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Geologic Time Towel
The Geologic Time Towel isn’t just a kitchen accessory—it’s 4.55 billion years of history, leading up to drying the dishes. Featuring key events and fossils from 26 eons, epochs, and eras, this towel puts everything into perspective—one dish at a time.
- 100% cotton
- Quick-drying
- Hanging loop
- 17.25 x 25.5 inches
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
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The Geologic Time Towel isn’t just a kitchen accessory—it’s 4.55 billion years of history, leading up to drying the dishes. Featuring key events and fossils from 26 eons, epochs, and eras, this towel puts everything into perspective—one dish at a time.
- 100% cotton
- Quick-drying
- Hanging loop
- 17.25 x 25.5 inches
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
