
Wash of Khan Soap
The Wash of Khan is a botanically scented soap worthy of a captain—or a conqueror. Fresh bayberry cleanses away the grit of Ceti Alpha V.
- Not tested on animals
- 2 ounces
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
Wash of Khan Soap
The Wash of Khan is a botanically scented soap worthy of a captain—or a conqueror. Fresh bayberry cleanses away the grit of Ceti Alpha V.
- Not tested on animals
- 2 ounces
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
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The Wash of Khan is a botanically scented soap worthy of a captain—or a conqueror. Fresh bayberry cleanses away the grit of Ceti Alpha V.
- Not tested on animals
- 2 ounces
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.


















